If I ever get a text message from someone I don't know, the first thing I do is call them and ask them who they are, and then tell them not to text message me again. Then I call my cell phone provider and demand that they reimburse me for the unwanted text messages. This whole process usually takes about and hour out of my life.

If it's from someone I do know, I call them up and demand that they pay me 15¢ for each text message they sent me. But that usually doesn't happen as my friends and family respect that I don't text messages.