I had once woman call my phone once demanding to speak to her husband...she even was going on once she heard my girlfriend (ex) "Is that his little tart I'll claw her eyes out" then when I corrected her she kept on at me at how she couldn't have the wrong number and I could stop playing games untill I said "sorry what number did you dial?" she gave my number bar 2 numbers the wrong way around my reply to that was "you mixed up the numbers this is *insert number here* you may wish to call the correct one and do this...I wish you good luck in this"
she immediately called back on my number she'd done it again
in the end (6 calls later and she was actually serious) I offered to go call her husband and tell him the news for her.

I also got a really random text I don't have it but it was from some girl who was asking how I was and telling me she missed me and a few other details...I just text her back saying "hey yeah I miss you too babes, what've you been up to?" she never replied again and she didn't answer the phone when Baloki called her on my cell at the meetup but he did leave a voicemail acting as my "agent" asking for a date...

I've sent some texts to the wrong people once...my best mate never forgave me for the kinky one I sent him instead of my ex...