Things that FFX characters wouldn't do

[Brennan]

I was bored, so I thought of this great thread!

*When Auron lifts Tidus into Sin.*

Tidus: You b*t*h
Auron: What do you mean?
Tidus: You're liftin' me into a giant asshole!
Auron: *Looks up* Wrong end Jecht!!! Abort mission abort mission!!!

[Cookie]

So really it's things that FFX characters wouldn't say.

[Brennan]

So really it's things that FFX characters wouldn't say.

That too... anywho you get the point.

[Namelessfengir]

changing their clothes

[Griff]

Yuna: Well, now that we've saved the world, what should we do?
Rikku: *thinks for a sec* OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! I know the most awesome thing we can do!
Yuna: What is it?
Rikku: LETS BECOME TREASURE HUNTERS!!!!!
Yuna: OMG! YES! AND WE CAN DRESS LIKE WHORES TOO!!!
Rikku: SWEET!

Oh.....wait.... that actually happened...

[Namelessfengir]

get totally wasted

[Jessweeee♪]

Where did the old thread go
Let the OMGWHAT'SHISNAME parodies begin n.n

FFX2 Spoiler

Tidus: I love you, Yuna.
Yuna: I love you, too, Son of Jecht.
Tidus: Um...what?
Yuna: I said I love you, Son of Jecht!
Tidus: Uh...
Rikku: Oh my God! That Guy is back!!!!
Lulu: You mean, Him?
Rikku: Yeah, The Star Player of the Zanarkand Abes here!!!
Tidus: Huh...weird...I never told anyone my name...
Yuna: You mean none of those are your name???

[Eiko Guy]

Go to the bathroom.
Change clothes
Bathe!

[ReloadPsi]

-Ride seven chocobos in tandem with each other.

-Summon Ifrit to cook dinner (not that there's any way of knowing how they get dinner, since we never encounter edible plant life and any potentially edible enemies killed are automatically sent to the farplane).

-Start calling Anima "Paingasm", which is something everyone should rename her.

[Jessweeee♪]

I think I posted this in the old one...maybe it was FFX-2, I dunno. It's a song we had to sing in fifth grade
We had to do a skit with it too.

--Halftime--
Tidus: We're behind by ten! We're going to lose!
Auron: Don't talk like that, you have to be optimistic!
Tidus: Optiwhatty?
Auron: Optimistic! Here, let me sing it for you.

Ooooptimistic, that is what you have to be!
Ooooptimistic, really helps you to succeed!
You need a little bit of O,
a little bit of P,
a T-I-M-I-S-T-I-C!
You gotta be real optimistic,
that is what you have to be!
Really helps you to succeed!

Tidus: Oh, NOW I see! Hey, maybe we can win!
Auron: That's the spirit!

[Vermachtnis]

Yuna: BLYEUK! This soda is kind of warm. Shiva, cool it down!
Shiva: I really do not think you are using me correctly, ma'am.
Auron: Baby I use you any way you want.
Shiva: That is not what I meant, at all.
Yuna: Cool my soda or I'll give you to Auron!
Auron: Let me show you why I can not go in the Farplane.

[The Ceej]

Tidus: I actually am attracted to Yuna and not just throwing the scent off the gay trail. I'm not attracted to Wakka at all.

[Zevray]

Tidus: You know you can never lie to your woman when you've been to a titty bar...

Yuna: Where've you been?
Tidus: The Titty Bar...
Yuna: ...How much money did you spend?
Tidus: About nine thousand dollars.
Yuna: Where's your truck?
Tidus: ...They got that too.
Yuna: ...Where's your clothes?
Tidus: Sh*t, I'm not really sure.
Yuna: ...Who's she?! *points to Rikku accusingly*
Tidus: Hell, I though she was you!
-Pause-
Yuna: ......Did ya like it? DID YA?!?!
Tidus: Hahahaha.
Yuna: *glares*
Tidus: I mean...nuh uh. *shakes head* ...It was horrible in there. Tall, blonde, big breasted women... I damn near puked.

(All lines courtesy of comedian Rodney Carrington )

[KasaiDraco]

tidus in the titty bar, more like him in the gay bar with auron and wakka

[Namelessfengir]

get knocked up
get laid
get killed
get eaten (no the boss on the way to anime doesn't count)
acctually showing what machina can do i mean everyday machina not weapons like maybe a refidgerator or an microwave
go fishing
make the sphere pool yellow
use steroids