Okay, this game is about saying the wrong thing on a given situation. First user posts a situation. The next user posts a wrong line for that situation, and gives a new situation. Capice?

Example:

User A: Situation: Your car is sinking into a lake, and you're inside.

User B: (on the phone) "Uhh, Mr. Marty, can we change my swimming lesson for today?"


Here we go

Situation: Your wife is mad at you for coming home late and stinking of alcohol and she beats you up with a broom. <!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_164501-->