"This isn't where I parked my car."
Alternatively, "Wanna make this a tag team?"
Situation: You witness a child getting kicked in the face by a breakdancer, the child flies about two feet into the air and lands on his head.
"This isn't where I parked my car."
Alternatively, "Wanna make this a tag team?"
Situation: You witness a child getting kicked in the face by a breakdancer, the child flies about two feet into the air and lands on his head.
"Man, why'd you stop?!"
You're on a date with a girl and you just ripped one.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
Does it smell as bad as it tasted?
Situation: While mowing the lawn, you lose your grip on your lawnmower and it chops your toe off.
well i didnt see that one coming!
situation: your on a blind date but the chick your dating is ugly!
"Brb, need to get a paper bag."
Situation: You're home alone at 5 AM and you hear a big crash in the kitchen. The power gets cut off and you hear a scream.
"Oh, come on. You can't tell me you didn't want to bang her."
SITUATION: You've been watching the neighbors' cat while they were on vacation. Mrs. neighbor comes to pick her cat up and you just noticed it was missing.
EDIT: Damn. I was way too late on that one and someone replied to mine. I was going to delete it, but I guess I leave it. That kind of makes sense. I was replying to the one about your best friend catching you with his sister.
Last edited by The Ceej; 07-11-2007 at 05:49 AM.
"I thought that door-to-door 'Cat Inspector' looked like the police sketch of the 'Catf**ker.'"
Situation: You just punched a bitchy pregnant women in a crowded mall.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
"If the kid dies, i'm doing him a favor!"
Situation: You're in a swanky Italian restaurant, surrounded by the city's most rich and famous socialites, and your date is picking their nose. And I mean, they're REALLY going at it!
*nods to one of the poshest bokes there* "Thats my girl!"
situation: You have bought a choccy bar for 40p and it was 45p but the shopkeeper lets you have it anyway!
"Thanks pal." *smacks shopkeeper and steals a second bar*
SITUATION: Your neighbourhood as the fastest internet service in the world, but your house is the only one that has no internet at all. All your neighbours hate you.
"It's because I HAVE a life."
Situation: You are on a crowded bus and the driver starts talking to the voices in his head.
*To voices* Stop distracting the driver! Do you want us to have an accident?
Situation: You're on a golf course, and your mobile phone rings.
This is a signature.
"It's my mum I'll put it on speaker."
Situation: You're drunk and got pulled over by a cop.
officer can you hold my beer while i get my license
situation: you overhear a couple haveing an argument in the store about jelly as you walk by.
lynx
beaten final fantasy III,IV,VI,VII,VIII,IX,X,X-2,XII,mystic quest, tacitcs, tactics advanced, crystal chronicles.
you only live once but if you do it right once is enough
my FF amvs
"Dane Cook is a horrible situationalist and you should kill yourselves just for imitating something he talks about."
Situation: Your girlfriend is pregnant and you are the father, Maury Povich says so.
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