being I've worked in a supermarket for years I've heard it all when it comes to shoplifters...nothing like a good ol' code 1...best line ever "I thought that they were free"

Scenario: you've just been walked in on by a friend as your having sex on his/her bed with your partner upon entering she/he screams out exactly what you're doing bringing the rest of your mates/her family running in the room too...the duvet and your clothes are across the other side of the room, and they show no signs of leaving soon.