"grow up learn to take a joke and for that matter a dane cook joke"Originally Posted by Bunny
situation a man sneezes and you say god bless you and he says he's an atheist.
that one was for spite.
"grow up learn to take a joke and for that matter a dane cook joke"
situation a man sneezes and you say god bless you and he says he's an atheist.
that one was for spite.
lynx
beaten final fantasy III,IV,VI,VII,VIII,IX,X,X-2,XII,mystic quest, tacitcs, tactics advanced, crystal chronicles.
you only live once but if you do it right once is enough
my FF amvs
Atheists don't exist.
Situation: After sex one night your girlfriend/boyfriend comes up to you and comes out of the closet about his/her gayness. They say it is because of how bad the sex was.
"You're ugly anyway."
Situation: You find out that the saying "God Bless You" originated from the Dark Ages during the time when the bubonic plague was prevalent and was, more or less, an insult used by those who were not infected. Think of it as a modern day "get the hell away from me."
you laugh even harder at dane cooks jokes
situation your parents walk in on you in an interesting situation involveing 2 girls/boys and you.
lynx
beaten final fantasy III,IV,VI,VII,VIII,IX,X,X-2,XII,mystic quest, tacitcs, tactics advanced, crystal chronicles.
you only live once but if you do it right once is enough
my FF amvs
"You you want to join us? There's room for one more."
SITUATION: You're caught trying to shoplift a couple insignificant items from Wal-Mart.
being I've worked in a supermarket for years I've heard it all when it comes to shoplifters...nothing like a good ol' code 1...best line ever "I thought that they were free"
Scenario: you've just been walked in on by a friend as your having sex on his/her bed with your partner upon entering she/he screams out exactly what you're doing bringing the rest of your mates/her family running in the room too...the duvet and your clothes are across the other side of the room, and they show no signs of leaving soon.
I know she's hot, but this show isn't free, $5.
Scenario: There's a rumor going around you're addicted to heroin and now no one wants to go out with you.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
Does anyone have Kate Moss's number handy?
Scenario: Your taking a leak in the toilet of a bar and the guy next to you keeps staring at your.....
Ask him very kindly if he'd get his own cubicle.
Situation: You are caught anally raping a chimpanzee in the middle of a police station.
erm! i tripped?
Situation: you have just walked in on you mum and dad doing the humpy pumpy
so your still going at it eh! at you old age!
situation: you are walking down the street late at night and you get mugged my a bunch of chavs
I don't see what you want with me. I didnt burn down the Burberry factory.
Scenario: You are caught in the middle of an armed robbery and are pi$$ off cause you are late for work
Could you hurry up? Terry's gonna be angry if I'm not behind that counter and serving customers in 15 minutes.
Situation: You have been caught by the police, while beating up Chavs.
i was blinded by there bling!
a genie that you found wont grant you 3 wishes
Then you wont get set free, sucker.
Scenario: You are satan and youd love some ice cream.
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