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    Default The Wrong Line game

    Okay, this game is about saying the wrong thing on a given situation. First user posts a situation. The next user posts a wrong line for that situation, and gives a new situation. Capice?

    Example:

    User A: Situation: Your car is sinking into a lake, and you're inside.

    User B: (on the phone) "Uhh, Mr. Marty, can we change my swimming lesson for today?"


    Here we go

    Situation: Your wife is mad at you for coming home late and stinking of alcohol and she beats you up with a broom. <!--IBF.ATTACHMENT_164501-->
    Who controls the past, controls the future. Who controls the present, controls the past.



    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2712300/1/

    Big Brother's Xenogears novelization

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    No, not the broom Matoya! I'll give you back your Crystal Eye if you give me a second chance!

    Situation: A ferris wheel loaded with children has the axis in the middle broken and the ferris wheel breaks free from its base and rolls down a mountain.

    I hope I'm doing this right.

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    "Oops, I really didn't think that screw was important... my bad."

    Your parents find smoking pot in the house and after shouting at you they ask you what you were thinking when you were smoking.

    Now, I hope I'm doing this right. Sheesh.

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    Let me now see if I'm doing this right.

    "I was pondering the meaning of string"

    SITUATION: You fall asleep in your car only to wake up and find out it's being towed with you inside.


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    You guys are doing this right.

    "Woah, talk about keeping the gas prices down."

    Situation: You just told a hardass cop who stopped to go screw himself andnow he's pissed.
    Who controls the past, controls the future. Who controls the present, controls the past.



    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2712300/1/

    Big Brother's Xenogears novelization

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    woops!

    Situation: you partner is angry at you coz you have eaten all the coco pops and drank the last of the coffee.

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    "Until you get a goddamn job and start making some money and bringing something to this relationship, I'll eat all the damn cocoapops and drink all the coffee I want, ya lazy bum."

    Situation: Your best friend, laying on his death bed, asks you to take care of his prize goldfish.

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    o....k....(crap! why do i have to work at a fish and chip shop )

    situation: you are waiting in line for a bus and a big fat man has just let go wind!

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    "It's the milkman, Dr. Welerbee, he scares me."

    Situation: Cannibalistic limes attack you.



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    "Hey I'm mostly skin you wouldn't like me. Eat that fat kid over there."

    Situation" A person trips on a banana peel."

    Thanks Polaris for the Awesome Avy and Sig!
    Beaten FF I,III,IV,V,VI,VII,VII CC,VII DC, VIII,IX,X,XII,XIII Dissidia Currently on I&X-2

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    (Laughing) "Wow, is that blood? I've never actually seen that happen before."

    SITUATION: Your angry boss calls you in his office and asks, "Do you know why I called you in here?"
    Last edited by The Ceej; 07-10-2007 at 09:49 PM. Reason: Typo. Good Thing No One Noticed Yet.


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    The giver of *hugs* boys from the dwarf's Avatar
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    *takes a handful of peanuts from the bowl on his desk and pours a coffee*

    "Yep.Damn considerate of you. bye!"

    situation: Your arrested for taking your chimp on a walk.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
    ...*holds up free hugs sign.*

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    hey policeman u wanna stop off at the zoo to take him home?

    situation: your stood in the middle of a shop and an old woman with a walking stick falls over and hurts herself

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    Watch where you're flailing you old hag!

    Situation: You're in a martial arts tournament and dangerously overmatched

    Which FF Character Are You?


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    Excuse me sir, but could you please refain from punching my face? I'm getting my passport photo taken tomorrow.

    Your in bed with your best mates sister and he walks in.

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