This game went on for almost 30 pages as a sticky at MSB, and the girl who started it claimed to have started it at every forum she'd ever been to. I expect it to become a multi-page sitcky here as well.

The rules. You answer the above question of two choices. You must choose one of the two choices. No both or neither situations. You cannot add a third option as your answer. You can, however, answer the question and then say that if you had more options you would have chosen a third option provided you answer the question presented. Explanation of your choice is encouraged but not required. After you answer the question, you present a new question for the person below you. You ask a question of a this or that which you think would be a difficult choice, or prove to have funny results with an answer. Repeat questions are against the rules. The only situation where a repeat question is allowed is if someone broke the rules by not answering your question in the first place, or didn't choose one of your two options. "Table talk" is allowed provided you're still playing the game with every post.

I'll begin the game with my first question:

Step into a wood chipper or get an injection of hydrochoric acid?