Gold. They pwn.
Unlimited cookies or unlimited cake?
clint eastwood! hes a bad ass smurfer with punks in his hair!!
cadbury or galaxy?
Cadbury.
Classic Coke or Coke Zero?
Classic, Zero is iky, but Vanilla pwns all.
or
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very much
Ninjas or Pirates?
Ninjas.
Would you rather get stabbed in the chest by a huge drill or a huge chainsaw?
Huge Chainsaw. [OOC: Huge drill reminded me of... GIGA DRILL BREAKER!]
Naruto or Bleach?
Ugh, both not the greatest but at least Naruto doesn't make me throw up.
Burp or Fart?
Chair firing squad can miss and hit spots it would really hurt.
All or nothing?
Black Metal.
Slicing off your own foot to escape a locked ankle brace, or disecting your (living) best friend to find the key?
lol Saw