I take the train daily during termtime. Copy paste from my LJ:

So, on Thursday, as I was waiting for a train, as I am prone to do on Thursdays, I had a charming conversation with someone who I believe to have been suffering from paranoid schizophrenia. He didn't look any different from the average person, with a shaved head and an adidas coat, but I assure you, he was absolutely barking.

As I strolled onto the platform, I noticed him wandering around, trying to engage people in conversation, but they just fobbed him off. I kinda figured he was one of those "Excuse me sir, can I possibly take 10 minutes of your time to do some random crappy stupid thing?" people, and I had a good 20 minutes before my train came, so when he approached me, I listened to what he had to say.

And now, my friends, I will reveal to you the great conspiracy that my new friend informed me of. The Jews are in control of everything. Oh yes, everything: The government, the media and the military. But not just any old Jews. Oh no. Neo-Nazi jews. When I inquired about how Jews could be Nazis, he informed me that the original Nazis were all Jewish, and that they had slaughtered millions of random Eastern Europeans who were merely disguised as jews, as an excuse to claim their own homeland.

Soon, they will launch missiles and plague on the arabs, or so said my lunatic pal. Then he wandered off, without so much as a goodbye. A few minutes later, I saw him wandering around on the platform on the other side of the tracks, slapping himself on the back of his head, then looking down at his hand, and laughing hysterically. I've said it before many, many times: Leicester is full of freaks.

If you want an update on that story, well, he doesn't appear at the station anymore (he used to be there daily). I think they took him away.