"Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head...

[Rengori]

Getting away with murder is actually pretty simple.

No, no it isn't.

I assume you would know?

[The Mog Ninja]

You assume correctly.

[Lawr]

Go into my basement and hide the body in the ceiling. It's one of those that can be pushed in.

[tidus_rox]

I'd probably panic.

[Mirage]

Actually, i know what I'd do
Grind the body, and feed it to the pigs. They eat everything.

[Breine]

I'd probably panic.

[Discord]

Selling the organs could be profitable. Say that you had some extra ones inside.

or

Make a level-up and invest +5 into CovertOps, then /hidebody.

[Rengori]

I was watching this comedian, and he said that murderers should bury the body in a fresh grave at a cemetary, the dirt's already been loosened up and it won't look too much different when you're done. There's no punchline, that's just an incredibly good idea.

[stalpho slayer]

burn it

[theundeadhero]

This thread has been dead a month and a half. That's too long to bring back in General Chat.

Dead things scare me.