Think back on all thise Agatha Christie novels I've read. Eveyrhthing a criminal needs to know is in THERE. And then make sure I hide everys ingle piece of evidence I have. Every single one. Fingerprints, weapons, blood trails, check alibi, ensure i have witnesses, make sure that the stime of death doesn't collide with where I am then, hide any motives...
Agatha Christie is a goodeess
I'd probably change my name to Raistlin.
throw them off a cliff no evidence no problem
Stalpho Slayer
Blame the goldfish.
Str8 Pimpin'
Get rid of the body then find an alibi.
If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
Changed to stop Jessweeee♪ from going insane. Is that better?
I guess it depends on if the person deserved it or not.
If they deserved it, I'd continue along with life happily until found and arrested. But if they didn't, I'd probably go insane. I was probably insane to begin with, in fact. Maybe I'm insane now...?
I hope I never find out, though.
--It's me!--
Sigh...
if it was not pre-meditated, and obviously there aren't witnesses that can say, try to subdue me (since I get a choice over what I do), I'll remove the teeth of the person, try to at the minimum remove the finger / toe prints of the person, and then stomp the skull / bash it beyond comprehension
If the option presents itself, the above, and fire, everywhere. The idea is to make evidence gathering impossible or a pain in the ass.
It all depends on the situation. Did I kill him in self-defense? Was it a deliberate murder? Was he "collateral damage"? Did I know him? Etc...
Dispose of the body. (Hungry little piggies)
Clean up. (ammonia ftw vs blood)
Getting away with murder is actually pretty simple.
But I'd move to England just incase.
Last edited by Proxy; 08-22-2007 at 06:16 AM. Reason: Said Mexico. But the girls are hotter in England =O
Well, I'm not going to shoot him in the head. That would be retarded. Investigators would find the shot, powder residue and all sorts of things they could use to trace a weapon to me. The perfect murder weapon is a sharp icicle. It'll melt and evaporate in the victim's blood/guts. After stabbing, I'd walk away, calmly.
Signature by rubah. I think.
No it isn't.Originally Posted by Proxy
As SOON as I turned on Bohemian Rhapsode I looked at this thread. Coincidence? I think not.
After I kill someone, I would somehow make my name famous by possibly cutting off their face and wearing it, Cutting off their head, remove the brain, and run around wearing it as a crown, and when police arrest me, kill myself. Being famous for something like that would be great.
Start stabbing/shooting myself to make it look like they were trying to kill me first.
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Well if I haven't killed someone with a plan to get away with it, but I have still killed someone, I'm going to guess it was out of anger or self-defense. In the case of the latter, I'd just go to the cops and admit it. If I get locked away, that gives me something to yammer on about for decades and I can make plenty of money when released. If it was out of anger, I'd probably just go crazy from remorse and eat them or something.
First I'd set them on fire with the Incinerator, then when they run for water, I'll electro bolt it so they get an intense shock, which would kill them.
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