"Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head...

[Jess]

I couldn't never kill anybody.

[Goldenboko]

I couldn't never kill anybody.

Thats what the real guilty ones say

[Renmiri]

Play Bohemian Rhapsody at full volume and cry along to it.

While playing the piano, like all madman

[Yamaneko]

Queen and that song in particular are about the lamest thing ever.

It would probably drive me to kill someone just hearing it for the one billionth time.

[Goldenboko]

Queen and that song in particular are about the lamest thing ever.

It would probably drive me to kill someone just hearing it for the one billionth time.

BLASPHEMY!

[Fonzie]

Legend of Zelda and LttP in particular are about the lamest thing ever.

It would probably drive me to kill someone just playing it for the one billionth time.

See what I did there?

[Rengori]

Legend of Zelda and LttP in particular are about the lamest thing ever.

It would probably drive me to kill someone just playing it for the one billionth time.

See what I did there?

Fail?

[Fonzie]

Legend of Zelda and LttP in particular are about the lamest thing ever.

It would probably drive me to kill someone just playing it for the one billionth time.

See what I did there?

Fail?

Mhmm.

[Levian]

I'd open a pizza restaurant. I've always wanted one of those secret ingredient stuff

[Dirufan]

Sigh...

if it was not pre-meditated, and obviously there aren't witnesses that can say, try to subdue me (since I get a choice over what I do), I'll remove the teeth of the person, try to at the minimum remove the finger / toe prints of the person, and then stomp the skull / bash it beyond comprehension

If the option presents itself, the above, and fire, everywhere. The idea is to make evidence gathering impossible or a pain in the ass.

I'm scared of you...

[Comet]

Throw the body in a rubbish bin. Wait for the nice bin man to collect the bin. Watch the truck tip over the bin. Distract the nice bin man (so he does not see the body falling out of the bin and into the back of the truck) by

A) Throwing an object to make him look around

or

B) Make conversation about the release of Final Fantasy XIII

After you see the body disposed in the back of his truck, immediately knock him out using a flying star. Dispose of the body. Repeat for every bin man that comes.

If the driver of the truck decides to come out, waste him by fatally drop kicking him to the side of the temple. If this does not successfully put him in a still position on the floor, I suggest injecting him with lethal aphrodisiac. Good Luck.

[ReloadPsi]

I would live with the guilt for the rest of my life, but hopefully I'd end up killing someone in a way that it would be hard (but probably not impossible, knowing my luck) to find out who even did it... like finding an effective way to poison something I know they'll be eating or something.

[yanis]

Think back on all thise Agatha Christie novels I've read Phoenix Wright games I've played. Eveyrhthing a criminal needs to know is in THERE. And then make sure I hide everys ingle piece of evidence I have. Every single one. Fingerprints, weapons, blood trails, check alibi, ensure i have witnesses, make sure that the stime of death doesn't collide with where I am then, hide any motives...

Agatha ChristiePhoenix Wright is a goodeess

:rolleyes2

[Formalhaut]

Kill their wife/husband, children, crippled grandmother and little puppy too.

Aww not the puppy! They are too cute to kill.



Yanis, Murderer? AHHHH

[The Mog Ninja]

Getting away with murder is actually pretty simple.

No, no it isn't.