Yeah I guess I lied, so lately what interesting adventures have you had? The more unrealistic the more points you get (but it has to sound vaugly real and somehow based on your days events, ie you can't have taken over the world or killed GW Bush without a good conspiracy coverup).

I'll start off by explaining my day, first off I had to battle evil, all days should start off with battling evil, of course this evil was more normal then others. That's right folks, I had to fight to the death with the post person (politically correct nowadays not to imply gender I'm told, so this post person was actually a blob called Carl). You see he had eaten the holy spoon of Bamforth, the holy mecca city of Norfolk. And well, a bunch of angry farmers is not what you'd like to see on your front lawn.

So I set about on a perilous journey to extract the spoon from his lower intestine. This of course involved going to the bank, now why the bank you ask, well because it contains a miniature shrinking ray. Well you can guess the rest?


Stories, GO GO GO!