Hey guys let's talk about the battle of Chibi!

Man oh man did Wei ever get pwned. "Alright then, time to get to work!" announces Pang Tong, and from then on you're forced to run all around the map, protecting him, Zhuge Liang and Huang Gai and essentially performing their tasks for them, because they are all incompetent bastards. "I knew the southeastern wind would blow this day." boasts Zhuge Liang. Prick. It wouldn't have blown without me defending your sissy altar.