"Cause I love the way you move,
when I'm inside of you, when I'm inside I've you"
Storytime.
Today me, my bro, and two of his friends where coming back to the hotel after dinner. While we where heading to the correct room we heard a scream. We stopped, I mean you know when you hear someone scream you do that. We listened and suddenly we heard "sexual" moaning and a girl yelling for "The purple thing, it hurts less."
What's the oddest thing you've said during the heat of passion?
"Les hav sexxorz!"
It wasn't so much something I said, but what my friend said when we were wrestling.
"You know, you have a big Bulge"
That was quite Awkward.
lol
I said once. "look...no hands"
yeah. it was funny, we both laughed.
I don't think anyone here wants to hear about what happened previous to that statement. but it was damn funny.
You should have knocked on the door and said, "Room service!"
Anyway, quotes, both from JD in Scrubs...
To Elliot:
"Have you gotten thicker? You have, haven't you?"
To Julie:
"You smell like my mum."
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
We hardly talk.
My experience has been that only visceral grunts and cries fill the room, not words.
So, maybe "Uuhaharguasuaasa!"
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And I was expecting something funny from you... you've let me downOriginally Posted by Nominus Experse
Sex is serious business
...
I'll tell you when it happens
The garlic bread I just made is pretty orgasmic.
It is, it ruined my pants.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
:freak:It is, it ruined my pants.
Nothing, but someday I'm hoping to accidentally perv in on someone havin sex.
PEEP SHOW!
Tub of vas and you're sorted like.
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