1. Is Looney Bob still here? What about SchlupQuack? Edczxcvbnm? Roogle? The other cool kids?

2. Is there still a perpetual circle-jerk amongst the staff and Recognized Members that all the newbs wish they were a part of so they could have a reason for existing? Someone get back to me.

3. Is Del Murder still Chief of Grammar Police?

4. Did The Man ever break the 50 thousand post mark?

5. Am I going to get banned again?