Look it's not like I haven't tried, but at the end it always drips down your leg and it's gross and then you have to shower and waste a ton of time and it was all for nothing. D:<
There are a few things in this world that I would never want to hear anyone say, (especially an overly-hyper, small, Asian woman).
That was one.
Edit: Even if you spread your legs really, REALLY, wide? lolz sexual innuendo.