[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ]You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 2

[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 3

[ I tripped on a wall, how is that not dumb? >=o ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] Your hair is/was blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
So far: 5

[ They were all intentional ] You have accidentally caught something on fire/marshmallows count
[x] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[ Summer school doesn't count imo ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 7

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 9

[x It's to blame, not me] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else
[x Some of my tops are confusing ] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket or on your head
So far: 12

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
So far: 14

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 16

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/carpet
[ ] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

Total: 17

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