Hmm...well, this didn't happen to me, but it happened to a friend of mine, when she went on a date with her now-ex to a Red Lobster nearby. She had never been there before (neither have I actually) and she thought it was a nicer-type restaurant, so she was expecting a quiet date. Here are some of the things she heard:

Pregnant lady somewhere nearby: 'N mah boobs are sweatin', 'n mah feet are sweatin', 'n I'm stahvin'!

Some strange guy, talking to the waitress when asked what he wanted to drink: Coke. Straight Coke. Just Coke. Nothing but straight Coke. Regular Coke. (my friend figures he was on something.)