So

[Heath]

I was very, very careful. Very careful.

I wore noise-drowning headphones to the midnight party, just in case, though I turned out not to need them, and very happily turned every page without knowing what would happen.

I've seen some videos on YouTube of people trying to sabotage the releases, though they were generally incredibly lame (both in execution and in even wanting to spoil in the first place).

Thankfully, the spoiler in my friend's name wasn't true after all. For anyone interested, it was (SPOILER)'Bellatrix kills Ron'.

[Psychotic]

Ah, I've heard that spoiler too, but it just seemed so unlikely that I did not believe it.

[Resha]

I didn't do a thing to avoid spoilers, and yet not a single one found its way to me? I find that creepy. Maybe I am the ANTI-SPOILER.

[Heath]

I didn't do a thing to avoid spoilers, and yet not a single one found its way to me? I find that creepy. Maybe I am the ANTI-SPOILER.

You could have sold lucky charms or something to ward off spoilers to thousands of insane, gullible Harry Potter fans and become a billionaire.

[Tallulah]

I didn't do a thing to avoid spoilers, and yet not a single one found its way to me? I find that creepy. Maybe I am the ANTI-SPOILER.

You could have sold lucky charms or something to ward off spoilers to thousands of insane, gullible Harry Potter fans and become a billionaire.

Aww, why did I not think of that? BLAST!

[Shlup]

Last night I kept harassing my cousins with fake spoilers. It was fun.

HEDWIG MARRIED HERMOINE!

[Araciel]

Last night I kept harassing my cousins with fake spoilers. It was fun.

HEDWIG MARRIED HERMOINE!

really? i heard hermione married dobby

[Shlup]

No, she just had Dobby's child.

[Araciel]

ahhh yea i can't imagine how many dark nights of improper ear pulling...

[Heath]

I suppose it's a new definition for the term 'love handles.'