Happy birthday, fella! I was gonna get you an awesome present (it was an elephant that could play Moonlight Sonota with his trunk), but then I realized nobody ever says "it's the thought that counts" with a good present. Doesn't that imply you don't really care? So I took him back and got you a crappy present because crap = not crap. It's an oreo with a bite taken out of it. Enjoy!