Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse View Post

To remedy this situation of un-awesomeness, I tore him apart. I replaced his head with one I stole from my neighbor's Electra figurine. I then took an arm from one of my sister's Barbie dolls and stuck it on Joe's empty crotch.

Now complete, I showed him to my father.
Do you ever fantasize about doing the same with people?