Gargh, bloody Andy Johnson does nothing in my team for eight weeks, then scores the moment I transfer him out. You just made my list, man. I'd be mad at Robin Van Persie for scoring three in two games the moment I switch my captaincy to Cesc, but I can't stay upset at him because he is a bit of a hero.

I wouldn't blame Sven for City conceding these past couple of games. Although the stats are pretty impressive, Schmeichel looked pretty shaky at times early on in the season, and much of that record was actually down to the superb defence in front of him. Still, I can sympathise with fantasy football frustration, even if it's not about the same player.