View Poll Results: Can you pick up the opposite sex easily?

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  • Hell yes, I've got so many bitches that people have to call me Bitches.

    4 16.67%
  • I'm a nerd that stays in my room all pimple-faced playing WoW >.>

    3 12.50%
  • STFU! I play WoW and I get the opposite sex!

    4 16.67%
  • I hit that often

    7 29.17%
  • I know 5-year olds that get more action then me.

    8 33.33%
  • Damn it GB, once again you use opposite sex forgetting the gay community, NICE JOB !

    7 29.17%
  • GoBo with a girl is as probable as him being cool

    10 41.67%
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Thread: "He's saying, I'm on a roll, With all the girls I know"

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    Default "He's saying, I'm on a roll, With all the girls I know"

    "I know you wanna hit that. I know you want to hit that." ~Hit that, The Offspring

    Do you consider yourself a lady's man (or... man's... lady?)

    I'm not good at getting the girls, well then again I haven't really tried >.>

    EDIT-Boondocks reference ftw.
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 07-25-2007 at 02:56 AM.

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    really?!?! thats a big smurfing surprise!!!!!
    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

    ~Dead people should stay dead, otherwise whats the point of killing them???

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    pimple-faced WoW nerd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyslexicon View Post
    pimple-faced WoW nerd.
    no gurlz aloud in mah tr33house

    Technically, he can't even get it to run properly. So, he's actually a pimple-faced WoW FAILURE who needs to learn how to use a dictionary, feigns a love for Chocobos, and yet is in reality, a hypocritical, fourteen year old pest, whom the girls abhor. Please stop using Vista's voice recognition software; you are not handicapped and should be fully capable of troubleshooting your own problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tavrobel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dyslexicon View Post
    pimple-faced WoW nerd.
    Technically, he can't even get it to run properly. So, he's actually a pimp-faced WoW FAILURE who feigns a love for Chocobos, but is in reality, a hypocritical, fourteen year old pest, whom the girls abhor.

    no gurlz aloud in mah tr33house
    I think he was talking about himself considering thats the one he chose. Anyway...

    I DUN EVEN KNOW WHAT ABHOR MEANS

    PS- Its not my fault windows Vista wouldn't let you wipe your own butt.

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    Well, I'm not really that strong, so it depends on the weight of the opposite sex that I'm trying to pick up. But usually I can pick up girls easily and carry her wherever she wants to go.

    ...Ohhhh...
    Money, power, sex... and elephants.
    -- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec

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    Depends on whether I have a claw hammer handy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tavrobel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dyslexicon View Post
    pimple-faced WoW nerd.
    Technically, he can't even get it to run properly. So, he's actually a pimp-faced WoW FAILURE who feigns a love for Chocobos, but is in reality, a hypocritical, fourteen year old pest, whom the girls abhor.

    no gurlz aloud in mah tr33house
    I think he was talking about himself considering thats the one he chose. Anyway...

    I DUN EVEN KNOW WHAT ABHOR MEANS

    PS- Its not my fault windows Vista wouldn't let you wipe your own butt.
    wow that sounded mean almost...

    abhor means to hate, or for a better word; abominate!

    also yes, i meant myself. but i have a girlfriend so i guess i did something right :S or wrong depending on who you ask.

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    Yes, as easily as I can throw them.

    Quite far, really, because I have gigantic bulging muscles and arms of steel. ^_^


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    Yes.

    But! After having my heart disgustingly brokeded from the last 3, and my shattering the heart of an ex I went out for with almost a year.

    I decided not to bother, Normal Friends ftw.

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    My party in life happens to be with only one. However, I've made sure to make that ball and chain a wild one indeed.

    I would not consider myself much of a studmuffin, though. Just enough to get a girl that smurfs me willingly everyday is enough for me IMHO.
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    I married my high school sweetheart, but before him I didn't have any trouble getting dates. And I didn't even have to put out!

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    I'm in a wrong place. The girls of my age here in this city like guys that drink and smoke. =/ I do neither .
    Somehow it seems that I get 1 or 2 years older girls' attention. ^^
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    :sing: I see girls,
    here there and everywhere,
    short skirts long hair,
    love it when they walk yeah,
    I'm on cloud 9,
    you look so fine,
    can't wait to make you mine.

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    If I made the effort to change my appearance then I reckon I might be able to get somewhere.
    ...Geddit?

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