My main problem is that I lack enough money to be sufficiently sexually attractive to the opposite sex.
Hell yes, I've got so many bitches that people have to call me Bitches.
I'm a nerd that stays in my room all pimple-faced playing WoW >.>
STFU! I play WoW and I get the opposite sex!
I hit that often
I know 5-year olds that get more action then me.
Damn it GB, once again you use opposite sex forgetting the gay community, NICE JOB !
GoBo with a girl is as probable as him being cool
My main problem is that I lack enough money to be sufficiently sexually attractive to the opposite sex.
There is no signature here. Move along.
Yes, men find me very attractive. Actually, so do a lot of women, as they think it's cool to be a lesbian. I'm not interested in any of them though. I'm not a lesbian, an I've yet to meet any men I find attractive. Their all repulsive sleazy scum. On the plus side, I have fun humiliating them. On the downside, I have to put up with the creepy little losers leching over me everytime I leave the house. If one person sexual harasses you at work, it's sexual harassment. If thousands of men sexually harass you on a daily basis, you should be flattered.
This is how christmas did her polls.![]()
Anyway I'm not really A ladys guy but I have had a few girlfriends.![]()
Well, to answer your question, no. I never get hit on. And I don't find many guys my age interesting.
Except for here.
They always have boyfriends.
Or they're washing their hair.
Or they have to go to Norway all of a sudden.
Or they make swift, but temporary, decisions to become lesbians.
Yes hartman.![]()
Nope, I'm not really that much of a lady's man - maybe I should just go gay and see how well that'll work out..?![]()
I am not the talk of the town, folks. Mostly because I say things like that.
I'm extremely shy off the internet and never speak to or look at anyone unless I have to. When somebody does talk to me, I get all nervous and do a lot of stupid things and drop anything I happen to be carrying. Not exactly a big turn on, kids! If you are picturing the stereotypical RPG nerd who stays huddled in the safety of Square's bosom, swish, you are correct!
But now do I choose the WoW option or the 5-year-old action option. If only there was some mystical combination of them both to help me.
Certainly, when I put my robe and wizard hat on.
I hit that often.![]()
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Str8 Pimpin'