Set you on fire: Raistlin.


Punch you: nik0tine

Kiss you while your unaware: Probably my so-called SOULMATE LunarWeaver (who hasn't left me any usernotes for a very long long time D

Kill santa: Christmas

Destroy the earth: Christmas


Try to destroy the earth but fail: Goldenboko

Turn out to be david hasselhoff: Rengori