A story of friendship, courage and bananas

[demondude]

Once upon a time in a far away land There was a boy called demondude and his best friend leeza.

One day demondude and leeza were skipping to the shop to buy stuff, but goldenboko jumped out of a bush and poked leezas eyes out and ate her face.

Demondude was angry at goldenboko so he set goldenboko on fire this sparked something unamaginable.

I bring to you

A RANDOM STORY

Demondude was lonely now his friend had died so he phoned his mother.

demondude: "hey mum"
Psychotic: "yes my hated bundle of joy"
demondude: I'm lonely"
Psychotic: "Then go make some friends freak I mean my lovely".
Demondude: "okay bye mum"
Phsycotic: "die I mean bye dear"

Demondude hung up and skipped over to marshall bananas house he rang the doorbell and he came out demondude then pointed at him and yelled.
"lol banana"
Marshall banana then set him on fire and ripped his eyes out.

~FIN~

Anyway yeah which EOFF member is most likely to do these things.

Set you on fire:


Punch you:

Kiss you while your unaware:

Kill santa:

Destroy the earth:


Try to destroy the earth but fail:

Turn out to be david hasselhoff:

GO

[Nominus Experse]

Lunar for all of the above

[Old Manus]

So you're definately not Devil Man?

[Fonzie]

I refuse to read that.

[daggertrepe]

Set you on fire: The Fonz


Punch you: Raistlin

Kiss you while your unaware: Sergeant Hartman

Kill santa: Probaby you, demondude

Destroy the earth: Raistlin


Try to destroy the earth but fail: Grim07

Turn out to be david hasselhoff: Psychotic

[Goldenboko]

Set you on fire: PyroManik- Its all in the name baby xD


Punch you: Psychotic said "Your so cute I could punch you in the gut" So I guess Psychotic.

Kiss you while your unaware: Like you guys don't know.

Kill santa: Bert, he's just hateful.

Destroy the earth: Leeza. She's an evil mastermind.

Try to destroy the earth but fail: grim07, must agree with DT for I am her bitch xD

Turn out to be david hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff

[Araciel]

I refuse to read that.

I refuse to reply to it.

[ReloadPsi]

Tielle, semicolon, diare.

[Arc_Master_14]

Set you on fire: BOKO

Punch you: ace14 he has lol "SLUGBUG!"

Kiss you while your unaware: i really dont want to answer this

Kill santa: Christmas

Destroy the earth: Dagger trepe lol jk iono

Try to destroy the earth but fail: ME! lol im tooo nice lol

Turn out to be david hasselhoff: Ace14 (i think hasselhoffs gay)

[Jessweeee♪]

Kiss you while your unaware: Like you guys don't know.

You mean leenyleenyleen :O

Set you on fire: I don't think I've made any enemies in here...


Punch you: Punch a girl with glasses! Who would do such a terrible thing?

Kiss you while your unaware: Not answering

Kill santa: Hmm...I...don't..know!

Destroy the earth: I'm sure Genji's accounts will have some part in it.


Try to destroy the earth but fail: I dunno...hmm....

Turn out to be david hasselhoff: Boko!

[Shiny]

Set you on fire: PyroManiak, because...well the name says it all.

Punch you: Magus of Zeal, because he's foul.

Kiss you while you’re unaware: I wouldn't kiss and tell.

Kill Santa: Bunny, because Easter vs. Christmas.

Destroy the earth: Goldenboko, because the world would crumble when everyone discovers that gold isn't the new black.

Try to destroy the earth but fail: Christmas, because she's full of HATE. But, she would fail by getting distracted by Old Manus.

Turn out to be David Hasselhoff: DK, because of the ENDLESS CROTCHES.

[Momiji]

Set you on fire: Raistlin.


Punch you: nik0tine

Kiss you while your unaware: Probably my so-called SOULMATE LunarWeaver (who hasn't left me any usernotes for a very long long time D

Kill santa: Christmas

Destroy the earth: Christmas


Try to destroy the earth but fail: Goldenboko

Turn out to be david hasselhoff: Rengori

[daggertrepe]

Yes, Rengori is a possible candidate for David Hasselhoff.

Maybe there should be a ciddie for "who is mst likey to be david hasselhoff."