View Poll Results: Anyone ever had experiences with maggots?

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  • EEEEEEEW! You touched them?

    7 28.00%
  • Yes,

    9 36.00%
  • 9 36.00%
  • Nope

    8 32.00%
  • I'm afriad of all bugs!

    5 20.00%
  • Maggots creep me out. *Shiver*

    11 44.00%
  • Man up GB! Any real man could walk through 2 feet of maggot infested trash, you dramaqueen!

    12 48.00%
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Thread: Drop and give me infinity, MAGGOT!

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    Default Drop and give me infinity, MAGGOT!

    I'm sure we've all seen some kind of movie or perhaps through real life experiences, heard of drill instructors calling people "maggots." But has anyone here ever actually seen a maggot in real life?


    Today I just did. Story: Before I had to mow the lawn I noticed a garbage can was knocked over, probably via local raccoons (damn coons). Being the responsible one of the house I knew if I didn't clean it, it wouldn't get cleaned. So I get some latex gloves and begin to clean it... The smell was indescribably awful. After cleaning half of it, I noticed something, odd, twisting, white ovals. Thats when I realized, I had been cleaning maggot infested trash.


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    There'll be plenty of time to have them all over me when I'm a corpse. For now, I prefer to avoid them at all costs and so far I'm successful.

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    I get maggots all the time in training camp.

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    Yes, I have seen, and even gone so far as eating a few
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    I found a bag in the woods bursting with maggots, it was disgusting and I don't want to know what was in that bag.

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    I saw a maggot in someone else's apple
    ...Geddit?

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    Not that I can think of at the moment, thankfully. I remember that one of my previous neighbours told me that their squishy ball of the earth was infested by maggots.



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    I choose the last option.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse View Post
    Yes, I have seen, and even gone so far as eating a few
    Ew ew ew ew WTF???



    I heard of this one guy who had an infected cut and maggots were coming out of it.

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    I kept them as pets at one point in my life.

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    CICADA MAGGOTS OR LARVAE, YES. ;_;


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    I've never encountered any maggots in reality, and seeing as I plan on being cremated I won't meet many after death either.

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    Nope. Saw lots of other corpse bugs though when my dog brought in a few days dead mouse into the house.
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    Man up GB! Any real man could walk through 2 feet of maggot infested trash, you dramaqueen!

    There's a bird outside my apartment at the bottom of the steps that has been dead for about four days.
    It's pretty much covered right now.

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    I've heard horrifying stories about them but have never had the pleasure of encountering any myself.


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