Well, first thing's first, I'd liberally hit on the mayor of Zozo.

But inbetween that, let's see. I'd hunt down Gogo and disrobe him/her/it. Not for sexual purposes, just curiosity.

And if things didn't work out between Locke and Celes, I'd take her back to the room with chains and live out some of my youngest fantasies.

ok, that last one was too much information, wasn't it?