They already made a musical about my life... it's called Avenue Q

What do you do with a B.A. in English?
What is my life going to be?
Four Years in college and plenty of knowledge
Have earned me this useless degree!

I can't pay the bills yet
Cause I have no skills yet
The world is a big scary place

But somehow I can't shake,
This feeling I might make
A difference to the human race

This or Evil Dead: the Musical