I sometimes give to charities, but never if somebody comes up to me and asks for money. The other day in the supermarket I was minding my own business, carrying my basket of groceries around, and this woman comes up to me and says "Support our junior team", and I was like "Wtf go away, I'm shopping", so I kept on shopping. She approached me twice more demanding money for her "junior team" before I got out of the supermarket.

I don't even know what sport the junior team plays.