1) AIDS
Edit: Because some of you guys can't only post a couple words, only one way. kthanxbi.
 99 ways to die
 99 ways to die
					
				1) AIDS
Edit: Because some of you guys can't only post a couple words, only one way. kthanxbi.
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				2) Falcon punch.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				3) Standing under a falling herd of goats.
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				5) The cholera
 
 
					
				6. Shove a chefs knife up yo ass
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				8. causes unknown
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
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				9. Mad girlfriend's little sisters.
EDIT: by the way, excellent thread title
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				10. Getting Shanked.
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				12. Being tied up to a piece of plywood facing upwards, while someone lays you in a stream, slowly adding rocks until the water covers your face making you less than an inch away from the surface.
 
 
					
				14. jumping off a tall building.
If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
Changed to stop Jessweeee♪ from going insane. Is that better?