15) Orgasm'd to death.
					
				
			
			
			
				15) Orgasm'd to death.
					
				
			
			
			
				
					
				
			
			
			
				16. Growing a really long beard and getting it trapped in a paper shredder.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				17. Getting Stabbed :O
18. Fellating a chainsaw in motion.
					
				
			
			 
			
				21. Radiation sickness.
Now that's a horrible way to go...![]()
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
22. Eaten by a starving Moogle while you sleep.
Eating chlorine tablets like they were ice cream sandwiches~
25) Penis cut off by scissors.
26) Watch a certain video and pick up the phone that will ring right after it.