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    Default 99 ways to die

    1) AIDS

    Edit: Because some of you guys can't only post a couple words, only one way. kthanxbi.

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    2) Falcon punch.

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    3) Standing under a falling herd of goats.



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    BROKEN HEART
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    5) The cholera


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    6. Shove a chefs knife up yo ass
    The below sentence is true.
    The above sentence is false.

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    7. Internet memes
    JOY IS A BITCH, but she is so adorable!
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    whos' obama?

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    8. causes unknown
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    9. Mad girlfriend's little sisters.

    EDIT: by the way, excellent thread title


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramza Beoulve View Post
    EDIT: by the way, excellent thread title
    OOC:Everyone loves Megadeth.
    JOY IS A BITCH, but she is so adorable!
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    Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
    whos' obama?

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    10. Getting Shanked.
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    11. Licking an electrical outlet.

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    12. Being tied up to a piece of plywood facing upwards, while someone lays you in a stream, slowly adding rocks until the water covers your face making you less than an inch away from the surface.


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    13) Pissing off a mobster that's inevitably named Tony.

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    14. jumping off a tall building.

    If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
    Changed to stop Jessweeee♪ from going insane. Is that better?

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