27) Killing yourself
27) Killing yourself
28) Penguin attack at a local zoo.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
29) Your friend hits you one too many times and you run out of HP XD
Yes, I really am a Tonberry. Believe it.
30.) drowning in a sea of cat macros
31. Eating a keyboard then the keyboard melts in your stomach and then all the poisonous plastic from the keyboard goes all through your bloodstream and into your brain and you go on a crazy plastic-fueled rampage for 24 hours until you burst your anus for excreting a keyboard far too big for it and die.
32. A bungey jump malfunction.
33. Getting Lynched.
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34. Opening a glass bottle that has floated to shore and appears to contain a message... and it's full of nerve gas.
35. Being hit by a giant cricket bat across the Atlantic Ocean from Bristol to Nova Scotia.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
36. Running into a wall a lot.
37. Breaking your ribs!
38. Stepping into a woodchipper.
39. Stepping off a cliff into a sea of flesh-eating monkeys.
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Monkey's can't swim. Thanks Animal Planet.Originally Posted by mooglebunni608
and if you've ever been to nova scotia, you know that it's a terrible place to meet your end.
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