99 ways to die

**Rengori** · 07-30-2007, 11:16 PM

40. Falling face first into a bear trap. (visualize it)

**Spammerman** · 07-30-2007, 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by KingdomHeartsKing

31. Eating a keyboard then the keyboard melts in your stomach and then all the poisonous plastic from the keyboard goes all through your bloodstream and into your brain and you go on a crazy plastic-fueled rampage for 24 hours until you burst your anus for excreting a keyboard far too big for it and die.

But the keyboard melted.

Originally Posted by The Fonz

Originally Posted by mooglebunni608

39. Stepping off a cliff into a sea of flesh-eating monkeys.

Monkey's can't swim. Thanks Animal Planet.

Never said they did.

41. You piss off an elf and he fires a hail or arros up your ass.

**Rengori** · 07-30-2007, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by Spammerman

36. You piss off an elf and he fires a hail or arros up your ass.

Since when did 36 come after 40?

**f f freak** · 07-30-2007, 11:26 PM

42?. Jumping off of a 3,000,000,000,000,000ft building into a pit of spikes that opens and drops you into an electrified cage that blows up and sends you to Alaska where you get eaten by Wolves and then crapped out into a freezing cold lake get frozen for a million years and then, amazed that you are still alive, slip and break a nail, which leads to suicide.

**strawberryman** · 07-30-2007, 11:30 PM

43. Is not boredom, but being bored enough to jump off your roof to prove your theory of human flight and landing headfirst into your driveway from two stories up is.

Unofficial 44 usually starts with taking strawberries from me.

**ff7+ff10 gurl 100** · 07-31-2007, 12:23 AM

44) Choking on a fork. [:

**Sakura** · 07-31-2007, 12:27 AM

45. Old age?

**Spammerman** · 07-31-2007, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by Sakura

45. Old age?

i was gonna use 99 as living to this age and jumping off your bed.

**scrumpleberry** · 07-31-2007, 12:39 AM

46. A mixup involving bottled water and 100% proof alcohol.

**Iceglow** · 07-31-2007, 12:40 AM

47. Ebola Zaire gained by letting Psychotic lick your battle wounds from fighting with Loony BoBs clone army.

**Peter_20** · 07-31-2007, 12:41 AM

46: getting a knife pressed into your back by a mega-hot striptease dancer, like the scene from Dead Or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2.

If I were to be executed then I would choose this death, no question!

**Sergeant Hartman** · 07-31-2007, 12:45 AM

47. Shot by sniper.

**strawberryman** · 07-31-2007, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100

44) Choking on a fork. [:

Told you.

50. BEARS. (Stephen Colbert approves.)

Actual numbering here, yay reorganization.

**Heath** · 07-31-2007, 12:47 AM

48. Death by falling off the edge of the Earth.

**Eiko Guy** · 07-31-2007, 02:19 AM

51. DEFYING ME

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