I love potatoes. I've never met a TUBER so beautiful, so consumable in almost all its forms (everything except raw).
Gollum led a deprived life.
I love eating my potatoes fried or MASHED. MASH IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE WORLD.
So how do you like your potatoes?
edit: goddammit rubah ;___; how often d'you think I meet tubers anyway