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[Resha]

I'm going to hang out with my girl friends, and have some Indian ladies finely and skillfully shape my eyebrows using only a few strands of thread.

Omg, I've always wanted that done. Have you done it before?

I have! It's really painful at first, but if you do it lots you get used to it and learn to bear the pain like a true woman (I would never say man; it's such a terrible saying anyways. Men don't know what PAIN is!!!! ) -- but OH, the end result is AMAZING. It's a hundred times finer than if you just pluck your eyebrows.

Resha was complaining to me that I do not understand the pain that women have to go through, being a man who does not get eyebrows threaded among other such business. IS IT REALLY SO BAD?

I TOLD YOU IT IS HORRIBLE.

But oh man. Eyebrow-threading pain is nothing compared to upper-lip threading pain.

I didn't have any plans for the next 24 hours but to unpack and sleep but I got pulled out into night-time revels oh funness.