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[Wolf Kanno]

So last night I had this weird ass dream where I met Michael Jackson and I helped him pick up his two kids. His son was at a school and his daughter was at a summer camp in the mountains... Also his chauffeur was rather nice...

So I present two questions for this topic:

1) What was the last off the wall dream you had?

2) Does this dream mean I am a closet pedophile?

[blackmage_nuke]

I dreamt sephiroth killed everyone at my school and when i went to fight him he slashed me across the room then cut my leg off

I dont know about question 2

[Ramza Beoulve]

1) A dream where I was Sun Tzu's apprentice and I was learning about the way of the warrior

2) YES

[Rengori]

1) I had a dream where I was at a picnic and then ninjas came out and joined us.

2) You weren't sleeping with them.

[The Mog Ninja]

I had a dream where all the guys i know were naked and gay swinging on vines in a Tarzan world. I jumped off a cliff twice to kill myself and wake up. O.o

[Hambone]

Did you srsly just double post, Rengori???

1) Can't remember

2) Probably not. Were you ever thinking about something related to MJ during the day prior to the dream? That's usually what triggers random dreams like that.

[Rengori]

Did you srsly just double post, Rengori???

Goddammit, someone deleted the post that was just there.

[Iceglow]

I'm pretty certain it involved being stepped on by a warhammer 40k universe warlord titan...thats 100ft tall man of steel who weighs more than my imagination can stretch...

That or it could be the one I don't remember from the other night...but it involved tons of people.

Yes you are a closet paedophille.

[Croyles]

My brother once told me he had a dream where he was being chased by trees. He managed to find some rebel tree group that gave me him a knife and he tried to stab the trees with it.
Surprisingly, it didnt do much.

[Fonzie]

1) Had a dream I was like Dante from devil may cry, and I was kicking so much ass. Also, had a FMA dream. Pretty much awesome.

Sex dreams are also very nice.

2) And, yes, Chris Hansen's coming for you.

[Anon]

i've had dreams where i suddenly realize i'm god. then i go bat crazy, turn the entire mexican population into chickens and proceed to slaughter then with a thumbtack the size of my head

[Tempest]

1. It's hard to describe but, I get really weird dreams some of the time where I want to wake up and can't and when I finally do my eyes get weird on me and I see something that's really not there. I blame it on the goddamn internet!

2. And of course not! Unless you actually did something in the dream with his children. :O_O:

[Ramza Beoulve]

i've had dreams where i suddenly realize i'm god. then i go bat crazy, turn the entire mexican population into chickens and proceed to slaughter then with a thumbtack the size of my head

Remember what happens to Link when he tries to slaughter some chickens?

[Slade]

I had a dream last night that had the Constructicons from Transformers in it. That's all I remember from it though :laughing:

[Roto13]

i've had dreams where i suddenly realize i'm god. then i go bat:skull::skull::skull::skull: crazy, turn the entire mexican population into chickens and proceed to slaughter then with a thumbtack the size of my head

Racist? :P