"Day of judgement, God is calling, on their knees the war pigs crawling.

[Discord]

You forgot the deadly virus that infected a little Godzilla hatchling on comet, size of our moon, hitting a local nuclear power-plant before your get a chance of taking a hot shower, you twit.

[Goldenboko]

You forgot the deadly virus that infected a little Godzilla hatchling on comet, size of our moon, hitting a local nuclear power-plant before your get a chance of taking a hot shower, you twit.

Thats why I put in other you twit.

[Discord]

You forgot the deadly virus that infected a little Godzilla hatchling on comet, size of our moon, hitting a local nuclear power-plant before your get a chance of taking a hot shower, you twit.

Thats why I put in other you twit.

Yeah, but how could you have forgotten the classic preface of all "24 - the Post-Apocalypse - Jack Bauer's been here" series. You call me twit again and I'll have to politely ask you to shut your cakehole.

[Goldenboko]

You forgot the deadly virus that infected a little Godzilla hatchling on comet, size of our moon, hitting a local nuclear power-plant before your get a chance of taking a hot shower, you twit.

Thats why I put in other you twit.

Yeah, but how could you have forgotten the classic preface of all "24 - the Post-Apocalypse - Jack Bauer's been here" series. You call me twit again and I'll have to politely ask you to shut your cakehole.

I ran out of poll options and was too lazy too make it make more.

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[Discord]

You forgot the deadly virus that infected a little Godzilla hatchling on comet, size of our moon, hitting a local nuclear power-plant before your get a chance of taking a hot shower, you twit.

Thats why I put in other you twit.

Yeah, but how could you have forgotten the classic preface of all "24 - the Post-Apocalypse - Jack Bauer's been here" series. You call me twit again and I'll have to politely ask you to shut your cakehole.

I ran out of poll options and was too lazy too make it make more.

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Politely shut your cakehole *10 ^ 4.

No need to justify yourself, I'm just teasing you.

[Goldenboko]

You forgot the deadly virus that infected a little Godzilla hatchling on comet, size of our moon, hitting a local nuclear power-plant before your get a chance of taking a hot shower, you twit.

Thats why I put in other you twit.

Yeah, but how could you have forgotten the classic preface of all "24 - the Post-Apocalypse - Jack Bauer's been here" series. You call me twit again and I'll have to politely ask you to shut your cakehole.

I ran out of poll options and was too lazy too make it make more.

Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit!

Politely shut your cakehole *10 ^ 4.

No need to justify yourself, I'm just teasing you.

And I'm just egging you on so our fight may destroy the world, thus accomplishing what this thread is all about.

[Araciel]

from wikipedia:

According to astronomers, the Earth should last for at least 5 billion (5×10⁹) more years before the sun becomes a red giant. Due to the sun's loss of mass the Earth would escape to an orbit at a further distance than its current orbit. The immense heat however would likely boil off the oceans and turn the Earth into a barren wasteland looking like Mars does with a similar climate to Venus. Irrespective of the Earth surviving that event, the sun would have further evolved into a white dwarf and provide too little heat to sustain life.
Others say the atmosphere will lose its water vapor to space within 1.1 billion years (1.1×10⁹) because the sun will become about 10% hotter, and that the oceans will evaporate within 3.5 billion years (3.5×10⁹) when the sun is 40% hotter.
In 3.5 billion years (3.5×10⁹) the Andromeda Galaxy may collide with ours and may wipe out some solar systems.

i like to believe that our planetary rent comes due, and we can't pay it so we move out, but the place is so rundown that they can't pawn the place off on anyone, so galactic squatters move in, turning the place into a den of drugs and disappearances.

and so, the earth will come to its end, when the home owner's association of the milky way comes to the decision to have it bulldozed in favour of a parking lot.

[stalpho slayer]

from wikipedia:

According to astronomers, the Earth should last for at least 5 billion (5×10<SUP>9</SUP>) more years before the sun becomes a red giant. Due to the sun's loss of mass the Earth would escape to an orbit at a further distance than its current orbit. The immense heat however would likely boil off the oceans and turn the Earth into a barren wasteland looking like Mars does with a similar climate to Venus. Irrespective of the Earth surviving that event, the sun would have further evolved into a white dwarf and provide too little heat to sustain life.
Others say the atmosphere will lose its water vapor to space within 1.1 billion years (1.1×10<SUP>9</SUP>) because the sun will become about 10% hotter, and that the oceans will evaporate within 3.5 billion years (3.5×10<SUP>9</SUP>) when the sun is 40% hotter.
In 3.5 billion years (3.5×10<SUP>9</SUP>) the Andromeda Galaxy may collide with ours and may wipe out some solar systems.

i like to believe that our planetary rent comes due, and we can't pay it so we move out, but the place is so rundown that they can't pawn the place off on anyone, so galactic squatters move in, turning the place into a den of drugs and disappearances.

and so, the earth will come to its end, when the home owner's association of the milky way comes to the decision to have it bulldozed in favour of a parking lot.

my head hurts

[TyphoonThaReapa]

from wikipedia:

According to astronomers, the Earth should last for at least 5 billion (5×10⁹) more years before the sun becomes a red giant. Due to the sun's loss of mass the Earth would escape to an orbit at a further distance than its current orbit. The immense heat however would likely boil off the oceans and turn the Earth into a barren wasteland looking like Mars does with a similar climate to Venus. Irrespective of the Earth surviving that event, the sun would have further evolved into a white dwarf and provide too little heat to sustain life.
Others say the atmosphere will lose its water vapor to space within 1.1 billion years (1.1×10⁹) because the sun will become about 10% hotter, and that the oceans will evaporate within 3.5 billion years (3.5×10⁹) when the sun is 40% hotter.
In 3.5 billion years (3.5×10⁹) the Andromeda Galaxy may collide with ours and may wipe out some solar systems.

i like to believe that our planetary rent comes due, and we can't pay it so we move out, but the place is so rundown that they can't pawn the place off on anyone, so galactic squatters move in, turning the place into a den of drugs and disappearances.

and so, the earth will come to its end, when the home owner's association of the milky way comes to the decision to have it bulldozed in favour of a parking lot.

You forgot the part when the stupid people try to preserve the apartments and gets runned over by the bulldozer...*sign* scientist. So stupid...:rolleyes2

[Rengori]

the home owner's association of the milky way comes to the decision to have it bulldozed in favour of a parking lot.

*hyperspace bypass

[Peegee]

Vogons will destroy us to make way for an intergalactic bypass. However they destroyed the planet by mistake -- the bypass isn't supposed to be there.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

This is how it's going to happen.


First, The Rapture will begin. All the goody good people will be killed by the Holy Spirit and taken into Heaven to live like kings and queens in the form of angels that act like teenage high school cheerleaders.

Second, Satan will rise from the infernos of Hades and enslave most of humanity by making them wear the mark of the beast, which ironical look like Flava Flav's mug shots.

Third, the remaining people on Earth would bitch out and turn to Christianity when they were suppose to do that in the first place. But the other humans, they seek a new arc of power. They begin to believe humans can defeat Satan and exist without Salvation from God or Satan's influence. So, they all turn to the essence of humanity forming this powerful retard stupid enough to test both God and Satan's power at once.

Meanwhile, Jesus returns to Earth to finish off Satan and the entire planet with him. Jesus and Satan meets each other on a open battlefield with demonic clouds floating in the skies and Satan's cross dressing Minion's surrounding the two.

Next thing you know, Jesus and Satan battles it out with powers so strong and destructive, they got sued from copying Dragon Ball Z.

Satan and Jesus beat the hell out of each other destroying many part of the Earth in the process. But it's not over! Remember that Super Retard humanity made? He appears and begin fighting both Satan and Jesus at once!

Satan and Jesus teams up to take on the most powerful and evil force in existence! The Essence of Humanity!!! Who will win?! No one knows!!! But there's one thing for sure!!! We're all going to die in the process!!! Three cheers for an exciting brutal death!!!!

[Shlup]

I really don't care how the world ends, or when it ends.

[Hambone]

I'd rather not be alive during it. I dun like discussing the apocalypse.

[Rocket Edge]

A meteorite hitting the atlantic creating a gigantic Megatsunami miles high destroying everything. At least it would be quick, and the last thing you would see would be epic.