I poop too much.

[Jowy]

Purely in the interest of science, how many times do you defecate in a day?

Apparently I have body issues since I poopie atleast 3 times EVERY day. I am such a freak. My girlfriend only poopies like once every other or 2 days. Wtf. How much do you poopie?

PS: Don't smurf up this thread or else... *shakes fist*

[edczxcvbnm]

I take a massive "Beavis thinking he is pregnant" poop every other day about.

[Rengori]

I'm only here because the thread title made me giggle.

Once a day or once every two. You should go get that checked.

[daggertrepe]

I poop every two days

[Tavrobel]

Once every other day.

[joshua2412]

Pooping more than once a day is perfectly healthy...i poop 2 to 3 times daily.

Keep up the good work my man.

[Rye]

This reminds me of the time I was at a dinner at TGIF with my friends for a month-early surprise birthday party, and we some how got into the conversation about this. Tasteful dinner conversation, huh? xD

Honestly? Every 2 days, I think. Sometimes 3. I dunno. Not every day though.

[Hambone]

Once everyday.

[oddler]

I'm with ya, man. At least once a day.

[Bunny]

Girls don't poop.

[Faris]

I do not keep track of such things.

[Rostum]

Why the hell do you want to know when people go to the toilet?

Every two days, maybe once a day. I don't know, I never kept count.

[rubah]

Someone in #tonyhawksproskater said once that if you poop once a day and it comes out easy then you're eating right.

For myself, I believe that.

[Mirage]

I go about 2 days between my poops. I don't eat that much food either.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

I do not keep track of such things.

Ditto.

I can't remember who said this, but I think is was someone on this forum:

I like pooping. Instant weight-loss.