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    well yams, you just kinda push a little and splash!

    I keep a reader's digest by one toilet, but I don't think I've ever stayed on the pot more than 15 minutes :O 5 minutes is a long time xD Sometimes I haven't finished the last months RD before the new one comes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faris View Post
    I do not keep track of such things.

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    I'm about to take a giant one now.

    Will post pictures later.


    there was a picture here

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    The train comes into the station every morning, regular as clockwork.

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    I easily poop 3-4 times a day, without there being something wrong. As far as I know my poos look like they should, and I've also heard that it's very good and healthy to poop several times a day - something about getting it all out and stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    well yams, you just kinda push a little and splash!
    I agree with this statement; I get in and get out.

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    Ok seriously, what the eff?

    In "pure interest of science" I usually go at least once a day, but I spend entirely too long doing so and make my leg fall asleep.

    But I've been known to go like 4 days without. Sometimes more.
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    I have the odd day when I don't, but besides that it's every day. Occasionally it'll happen twice, depending on what I've been eating.

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    I'm pretty certain I can go at random, I eat plenty of fibre and stuff so I'm pretty regular however sometimes mine are just HUGE I mean that big it cloggs the toilet

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    The Doctor on Oprah said that you should be pooping at least once every day and the poop itself should be curved shape like the letters "c" or "s". That's how you know it's healthy poop.

    Also, I really don't understand why all the guys I know always go in to take a crap and bring along a book or a magazine or newspaper. ALL the guys I know do that, but not that many girls. Doesn't it start to smell in there? I don't understand why you would want to linger. Do your business and get out!

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    That's why you have a ceiling intake fan and an air freshener in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venom65437 View Post
    I can't believe you people keep track of stuff like this...
    I can't believe you don't. One of the main questions a doctor will ask you is how often you deficate.
    Also a lot of people here must be seriously unhealthy if they're not pooping at least once a day. I'm nice and healthy

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    Once every two days, I suppose. Is this going to end up on some scientific study for school?

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    Once every 2-4 days. :P Oh noes, I must be unhealthy. All y'all are nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    It takes you half an hour shlup? :OOOOOOO
    What?!

    No, I mean half an hour after I wake up it's time to poop. It actually takes me just a couple of minutes. I'm quite the skilled pooper.

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