Joan was quizzical,
studied pataphysical science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh... :sing:
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures :kaolove:
Joa-oa-oa-oan?" :sing:
But as she's getting ready to go :-*
A knock comes on the door... :aimsurp:

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang, clang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead :x_x: :x_x: