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    Moomba What Would Brian Boitano Do?

    What would Brian Boitano do
    If he was here right now,
    He'd make a plan
    And he'd follow through,
    That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

    When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
    Skating for the gold,
    He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
    While wearing a blind fold.

    When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
    Fighting grizzly bears,
    He used his magical fire breath,
    And saved the maidens fair.

    So what would Brian Boitano do
    If he were here today,
    I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
    That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

    I want this V-chip out of me,
    It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

    And I just want my mom
    To stop fighting everyone

    For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
    Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do.

    And what would Brian Boitano do,
    He'd call all the kids in town,
    And tell them to unite for true
    That's what Brian Boitano would do.

    When Brian Boitano travelled through time
    To the year 3010,
    He fought the evil robot kings
    and saved the human race again

    And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
    He beat up Kubela Kong.

    Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take from an-e-y-body

    So lets all get together,
    And unite to stop our mom's
    And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
    Cos that's what Brian Boitano do.

    And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
    Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
    That's what Brian Boitano do.

    So just what do you think Brian Boitano would do?
    FOA

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    I'll think you'll find Brian Boitano was born on the planet of Krylock.
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    He would do C. Norris. They're both gay, you see.
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    Everyone ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingdomHeartsKing View Post
    WTF is a Brian Boitano
    Brian Boitano would kick your ass for not watching the South Park movie.
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    My mates watched it on a portable DVD player but I was just sleepin or something, I dunno. Oh I might've been lyk playing cricket iono.

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    He'd probably apologise to Brain Dennehy, who was horribly mistreated by those cruel South Park boys.

    Then he'd eat an ice cream or something.

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    Brian Boitano would represent asian pride.

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    Kick Kyle's Mom in the nads.

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    Make lots of money


    there was a picture here

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    he'd probably remain just what he is: washed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero View Post
    He would do C. Norris. They're both gay, you see.
    not cool. i do believe that Mr. C. Norris is gonna roundhouse kick you in the head.
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    who is C. Norris? do you mean Raoul Duke?

    oh i see...so you're dancing with the filter...tsk tsk

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