This thread is about wishing Kossage a



"I don't think now is the best time", you may say. However, the synth-using Remote Control Productions are at wit's end and are constantly trying to hurt Kossage's ears with synthetic cellos, so it is up to us to hoist the colours and wish him a happy birthday before he sees multiple Jacks in Singapore, not to mention a certain history teacher riding a tank and laughing like a maniac. I see dead people in boats if the latter one happens because that means the Kraken is already invading Sweden. In that case, King Gustaf III had better summon the Brethren court and request a parlay. "What shall we die for? We must release the Calypso!" the king will shout. Oh no, we don't want to see that happening. Maybe one day, Kossage will hear a fully orchestral musical score from the Remote Control Productions and I'll make a birthday thread for him that actually makes sense, but for now, happy birthday, Kossage! Drink up me hearties, yo-ho, but watch out for another history teacher who's also after the rum. :rsl: