Dirty Prudentilla Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Okayy. But, ya know, I never actaully put that I was smelly, so that's a little random.

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ARR!