Iron Harry Bonney

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

BTW I just clicked on evrything that was the funniest, so don't take this as what I actually am as a pirate, because that would destroy me emotionally