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    TIDUS TIDUS TIDUS
    TIDUS TIDUS TIDUS
    TIDUS TIDUS TIDUS
    TIDUS TIDUS TIDUS
    TIDUS TIDUS TIDUS


    ....OWAIT that's not a poem ; ;

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    The Best poem ever is this one

    Haikus are stupid
    Because they put a limit
    on syllables used

    lol

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    There was one I remember I made for Kamiko, back when she posted

    I wrote this like 2 years ago.

    "Kamiko, Kamiko,
    wears a pretty bow.
    Rode over the rainbow,
    and danced in the snow"


    It was a complete spur-of-the-moment thing.

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    Kentarou, um.
    I need seven syllables.
    I want Haiku, now!

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    Shut your goddamn mouth
    Or else I'm gonna kick you
    Square in the balls...
    Goddammit!
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    Her name is Resha
    She likes to kill the fisha
    Her hair smells like mint shisha
    She likes to jump in cars
    And might give you SARS
    Resha Pieces

    Quite possibly the worst poem I've ever written.

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    A haiku for Psy.

    It's sodomy that's
    his game, he could do it each
    and everyday.


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    Captain Maxx Power and I Took The Red Pill
    Even unshowered, they make girls' voices shrill,
    With great vim and vigor they brighten our days
    And they say "Pip, pip! Tally ho! and Away!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by smittenkitten View Post
    Kingdom Hearts King
    He cut’s himself
    And it stings
    I don’t think that’s a good thing.

    He’s such a child
    He’s need to grow
    Not to be so wild
    Not to be so low

    Be better and smile
    Stop being a jerk
    Make life worth while
    And get to work

    Improve your vocabulary
    Do what’s right
    And be merry
    You could even become a Cid’s Knight!
    (Okay, that’s an exaggeration, but learn how to spell and take a vacation)


    There I've made you a poem. You Moaning Myrtle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by t3h smittens
    (Okay, that’s an exaggeration, but learn how to spell and take a vacation)
    Lol.

    This ones for Cim!

    gtfo go to sleep

    This ones for Jojee!

    Her name is JiaoJiao,
    But sometimes Jojo.
    She has this weird vibe,
    Like some nasty mojo.
    I think she was an experiment,
    Created by Hojo.
    :mog:
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    Man I just realised I haven't showered in over a week. O well, not that it'll effect the number of chicks wanting to make out with me. Pip, pip! Tally ho! And Away!
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    Resha loves Idi
    It's the nipples thing, I think
    She's so very weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by t3h smittens
    (Okay, that’s an exaggeration, but learn how to spell and take a vacation)
    Lol.

    This ones for Cim!

    gtfo go to sleep

    This ones for Jojee!

    Her name is JiaoJiao,
    But sometimes Jojo.
    She has this weird vibe,
    Like some nasty mojo.
    I think she was an experiment,
    Created by Hojo.
    :mog:
    lol

    I'm poetically inept
    Like Poetically Pathetic

    ^ not really a poem but I tried. Wait, no I didn't. xD


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    the firey so redness has your hair
    a hold strangled on my mind.
    You turn me over around behind to
    get a glimpse of that crimson divine.

    "Azar"
    (C) 2007

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    OOHOOHLEMMETRYYAY!

    Haiku is simple
    just jumble lots of words and
    obey the limits.

    ...wait...I forgot to include a member!!!

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