Poems about Members

[Rengori]

What's a "poem"?

Something Kurt Cobain threw a bunch of together to make a song.

[abrojtm]

Its tentacles grab
At the essence of my soul
School girls can't escape

[ReloadPsi]

Its tentacles grab
At the essence of my soul
School girls can't escape

I loved that haiku
It proved that hentai kicks ass
Please don't stare at me

[Rengori]

Its tentacles grab
At the essence of my soul
School girls can't escape

I loved that haiku
It proved that hentai kicks ass
Please don't stare at me

Why stare at you? You
don't have any tentacles
It would be pointless

[ReloadPsi]

Its tentacles grab
At the essence of my soul
School girls can't escape

I loved that haiku
It proved that hentai kicks ass
Please don't stare at me

Why stare at you? You
don't have any tentacles
It would be pointless

People find it odd
That one could enjoy that stuff
They're so ignorant

[Rengori]

Its tentacles grab
At the essence of my soul
School girls can't escape

I loved that haiku
It proved that hentai kicks ass
Please don't stare at me

Why stare at you? You
don't have any tentacles
It would be pointless

People find it odd
That one could enjoy that stuff
They're so ignorant

Not here they wouldn't,
Tentacles are common stuff
They scare only newbs.

[rubah]

I was going to write a love villanelle for stu but I seriously can't think of words that have enough rhymes that don't sound dumb and it'd probably just be mushy anyways, so I'll just leave this at that.

[Psychotic]

You are beautiful
The best member ever seen
Your username is

Oh darn, ran out of syllables before I could complete it. Oh well!

[Old Manus]

Sixteen in the clip
And one in the hole
WarrenW's about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they flappin' and yellin', it's a tad bit late
WarrenW and MichaelC had to regulate

[Sergeant Hartman]

Sixteen in the clip
And one in the hole
WarrenW's about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they flappin' and yellin', it's a tad bit late
WarrenW and MichaelC had to regulate

Epic

[demondude]

Old manus:

He don't like cats
Nor does he like hats
He has sex with twats
And rats...

10 seconds for that which partly explains the crappiness.

[Rengori]

A haiku for Christmas

Good night, sweet Princess
May your hate live forever
When I see GoBo

[Goldenboko]

A haiku for Christmas

Good night, sweet Princess
May your hate live forever
When I see GoBo

I you too Ren.

[LunarWeaver]

Here's for Rengori 'coz he never falls for my old 'trail of candy leading back to my car' trick:

HEAVY HEAVY METAL
RAAAAAH
HEAVY METAL IS HEAVY
LIKE AN ELEPHANT
WHICH IS HEAVIER THAN THE MOON
APPARENTLY
ONYX HAIR SPIN SPIN
SEPTIC GUITAR RIFF RIFF
GODS OF SCATHING MELODY
RAIN YOUR RAAAAH
RAAAAH

~Fin

I was going to do a haiku like the rest of the lads and ladies, but then I remembered I can never remember what a haiku is.

[Rengori]

Here's for Rengori 'coz he never falls for my old 'trail of candy leading back to my car' trick:

HEAVY HEAVY METAL
RAAAAAH
HEAVY METAL IS HEAVY
LIKE AN ELEPHANT
WHICH IS HEAVIER THAN THE MOON
APPARENTLY
ONYX HAIR SPIN SPIN
SEPTIC GUITAR RIFF RIFF
GODS OF SCATHING MELODY
RAIN YOUR RAAAAH
RAAAAH

~Fin